king-of-crows-and-dogs:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.

And the fact that I fucking got all of these references. 

Perfection.

thefrogman:

I’m sure that will wash off eventually. 

[original image via okc goldmine]

meemeegang:

swmpmnstr:

fozmeadows:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Most perfect thing of all the things.

Most perfect thing of all the things.

I love this.

sleuth-stealth:

rorifag:

br0sbeforeh0les:

I’v stumbled into the weird part of the Madoka youtube and I’m in a mix of laughing and sobbing

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 

mybygonevexations:

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

thefuckshitmagnet:

humbledivachronicles:

mr—mosby:

stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)

Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!

Oh. My. God.

I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.

Haha, “Going to need more note pads”.
Congrats.

freegavins:

x

disneyismyescape:

mickeymouskovich:

“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”

“What’s your first favourite colour?”

“Reflective.”

“Is that technically a colour though?”

“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”

omfg perf

foxxxxygrandpa:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck

officialmangomayhem:

awkward-inclined:

depression-and-movies:

First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)

LIFE IS WONDERFUL

OMG yes